by NoFlyZone52 | 2 months ago | 2 Comments
This just in from the Panthers, All Pro MLB Luke Kuechly will miss this week’s game versus the Lions.
Sources are telling ESPN that Luke must bail his mother out of jail down in Mexico. She was caught stealing cocaine from a blind man. ESPN was just told, to bail his mother out of jail, Luke must hunt down the blind man’s cat (cats name not given) who is being held by the local cartel. We cannot confirm how long he will be out, we just know he will be missing this week’s game against the lions.
This may be good news for the Lions as they are in hunt for a playoff spot. With Dobbs reporting in as starting QB and now Luke out, this could be a game to check out.